It’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow, and we all know there are some scoundrels who have waited till the very last minute to plan or book anything special for their “special” lady. So send this article to him because he could use some help. I am going to be so obvious on how to make tomorrow so special that it will seem like you had this all planned out from the get.
Number 1: The foundation, the card.
We are women, we want to see it in black and white. Write something thoughtful inside the card. I love you so much. I am so blessed to have you in my life. Blah blah blah. Make sure you include something pervy, so we all know it’s you. Was that so hard? Also, just in case I need to say it, get the envelope.
Number 2: Chocolates or Roses?
Unless you are getting her the creme de la creme chocolates, opt for a beautiful, gorgeous bunch of roses. Will she like the chocolates? Sure. We’re women. We love chocolate, but don’t get me something I can get at the gas station. It’s Valentine’s Day. Go out of your way to really look at some options.
If you decide to go with the roses, there are a few delivery options available to your doorstep. She might like wildflowers instead of roses. Or here’s a thought, shoot for both (eyeroll).
Number 3: This one for the kill (Wink)
What act of service are you committing to? Is it dinner at a fancy restaurant? News flash: if you haven’t booked it yet, you’ve got a 99.99999% chance of getting a reservation. So, what other options do we have? Would hitting up all her fast-food favs on a Valentine’s car date work? It might. It would for me. Appetizers at Chillies, mains at Chipotle, dessert at Crumble.
If she isn’t going for that, then maybe get creative, because it’s time to show up. Everybody loves a man who can cook. Can you?
Bonus: Sparkle Sparkle
You will NEVER go wrong giving a woman jewelry. Mostly never.
So there you go. Good luck, and may the forces be ever in your favor. lol
Love you, bye.
